uncreativelyweird

at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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daniikahlo:

yarrahs-life:

telvi1:

pharaohthoth:

02 Baduizm [1997]  Erykah Badu

03 Brown Sugar [1995] D’Angelo

04 Love Deluxe [1992] Sade

05 12 Play [1993] R. Kelly

06 The Velvet Rope [1997] Janet Jackson

07 Forever My Lady [1991] Jodeci

08 My Love Is Your Love [1998] Whitney Houston

09 The Bachelor [1996] Ginuwine

10 The Miseducation of … [1998] Lauryn Hill

11-20 …

11 Faith [1995] Faith Evans

12 Long Time No See [1997] Chico DeBarge

13 Share my World [1997] Mary J. Blige

14 Where I Wanna Be [1999] Donell Jones

15 Sons of Soul [1993] Tony! Toni! Tone! 

16 Groove Theory [1995] Groove Theory

17 One In A Million [1996] Aaliyah 

18 My Way [1997] Usher

19 Butterfly [1997] Mariah Carey

20 CrazySexyCool [1994] TLC

The mufuckin mix

Music sounds nothing like this anymore. NOTHING!

YO! 

a-sexualobituary

See what your followers think of you

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

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agee2akey:

Full Video….. Cinnamon apple type shit. This nigga funny and I guess she got her mind right when started talking bout posting them videos and pictures on FB lmaoooooo

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bruh

Cinnamon Apple dude is back with an extended cut. There really is no end to this dude’s bitch like tendencies.

lmaoooooooooo

Females always choose the wrong nigga over the tight nigga

But why is this in New York thooooo

But then she walked right past that nigga like he didn’t exist… this nigga tin man now.

This too cold

MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE is back with the extended clip. This is so NY.

She ain’t say shit til he hit her with the nude leak. Grimy.

I just spit out my drink jfc

I got all your naked pictures!…and I’m posting them shits up!…ON FACEBOOK! You want to fuck with me!?!

OMFG

😐

Simp ass nigga.